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The ideal video game Funko Pop to give to your worst enemy

Do you hate someone a lot and have to give them an invisible friend gift? We have many suggestions, all of them are really ugly Funko Pop.

Christmas and Black Friday are coming. Maybe in your workplace you have a tradition of making an invisible friend and you have been touched by those people you cannot stand or of giving away horrible gifts. We are not going to judge you, and we can meet your needs. The Funko Pop thanks to its affordable price have become an ideal gift, for better or for worse.

Do you need one for that person you hate so much? Nothing says "I hate you" like the ugliest Funko Pop on the market. We warn you that continuing to look at the article can take away your happiness.

Pac-Man

Many people love Pac Man, with its distinctive design. But if the happy Funko Pop has a bad habit, it is that they take care of removing almost all the shape and characteristic image of the characters so that it fits into that line of big-headed molds with dwarf bodies. Quite the opposite of the adorable form we know of Pac-Man. If that worst enemy is a fan of arcade games, you can't go wrong with this one.

Funko Pop Pac-Man

Fortnite default skins

There are some Funko Pop from Fortnite that are not bad. But if your worst enemy is a Fortnite fan and he even claims to be good at it and his favorite skin that cost him so much to get saving V-Bucks for free Battle Passes or with real money, perhaps giving him some default skins is a good idea .

Why? Well, a text from a few months ago that we write in Hardwaresfera reported cases of bullying suffered by kids from schools and institutes for using default skins. It is considered that whoever uses them is not good enough to have earned a skin (that doing calculations, you need to play for at least three seasons to the maximum, which is a long time). With these figurines you not only say that you hate someone, but you also tell them that they are not so good at Fortnite.

Cuphead

Do you remember what we said about Pac-Man? Well, we are going to say the same with Cuphead's. This type of Funko Pop perfectly represents much of the hatred for the series of big-headed figures: they totally destroy the design of the original by putting them in multipurpose ultrageneric molds.

Interestingly, the same manufacturer has another Cuphead figure that is totally ideal. If you're giving this Funko as a gift, be sure to include the image of the other Cuphead figure to add salt to the wound.

Funko Pop Cuphead

gamer characters

The term "gamer" is being widely used as an advertising technique to attract a supposed demographic that does not exist as such. We are not saying that those who play video games do not exist, but rather that "gamer" as a community and as a social entity is so vague, so poorly defined and with so little history that using it seriously gives some embarrassment.

Can a Funko Pop make us feel ashamed for liking video games? We think so, and we have several. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Batman, and Joker are gamers because they have headsets and a console controller. There are seated variants… This is it. It's funny that they use the Joker as a gamer months after the ironic memes that Batman's Joker is a gamer. For now it is an idea that the Funko are testing, and we may see some more next year.

Spyro the Dragon

Normally, the Funko Pop of pets and monsters usually have a pass. Not being the same big-headed monsters makes them more interesting and serves to decorate better ... But keeping those black eyes that look directly at your soul does not help much. In some cases it is tolerable, but then there is Spyro the Dragon.

It's a huge case of haunting valley because so much of Spyro the Dragon's charm was in his large, colorful, and expressive eyes - quite the opposite of the figures we talked about in this article. If that person you hate so much was a Spyro fan, give him this figure and take a picture of his face.

Funko Pop Spyro the dragon

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic fans often have a hard time for a number of reasons. One of his last nightmares was the design of Sonic in the film that should have been released by now, but to the joy of many was delayed to change the design throughout the movie, and that design is really cool.

That will not save them from the Funko Pop of Sonic, with the uniojo that remains more disturbing in the mold that they do not stop using. We sincerely believe that these have been created to make Hedgehog fans uncomfortable.

Funko Pop Sonic the Hedgehog

Fallout Vault-Boy

Another glaring case that the generic mold for Funko Pops destroys every hint of design. In the case of Vault-Bou from Fallout, behind it is all its design and expersividad typical of the classic drawings of savage capitalism from the years after the great North American depression.

A puppet that was ideal on posters, t-shirts and was versatile reduced to a big-headed figure that, if it did not have the Valut-Tec monkey, would be unrecognizable like the hundreds of Funko Pop based on characters from series in real image that do not differ each other. Perhaps that is why people keep them in boxes, so they don't have to explain what those Funko are from at sight, or so they don't forget who they are.

Funko Pop Vault Boy fallout

Kratos from God of War

When we talk about Kratos, what image comes to mind? We are talking about the classic God of War from PlayStation 2 to PlayStation 3, not the God War soft-reboot. A strong, tough, angry man, who kills everything that lies ahead without any regard.

Now, look at his Funko Pop and tell us that you see the same thing in it as in Kratos. What better way to anger your God of War worshiping enemy than to show him how they reduce Kratos into a little being who tries to be adorable but is scary and sorry?

Funko Pop Kratos God of War

Mass Effect Commander Shepard

To be honest, Commander Shepard in Mass Effect is nothing more than an avatar. It is generic, hyper-customizable and replaceable because it does not have any characteristics beyond those that the player puts in his story. He does his job as an RPG character on which you create your own personality, but by yourself you don't have any. So if you say you like Commander Shepard it means that you like how Mass Effect allows you to capture that ideal character for you in the game, and there is nothing wrong with that.

If there is a language of flowers, there should also be a language of Funko Pop, and gifting Commander Shepard could very well say “you don't have any personality".

Funko Pop Mass Effect Shepard
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Benjamin Rosa

Madrileño whose publishing career began in 2009. I love investigating curiosities that I later bring to you, readers, in articles. I studied photography, a skill that I use to create humorous photomontages.

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